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Seasonal goodies are divided into sections
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PERKS OF GETTING OLDER
Kidnappers are not
very interested in you.
In a hostage
situation you are likely to be released first.
People no longer
view you as a hypochondriac.
There is nothing
left to learn the hard way.
Things you buy now
won't wear out.
You can live
without sex but not without glasses.
You have a party
and the neighbors don't even realize it.
You no longer
think of speed limits as a challenge.
Your investment in
health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
Your secrets are
safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
GAMES FOR WHEN YOU ARE OLDER
Sag, You're it.
Pin the Toupee on the
Bald Guy.
20 questions shouted into
your good ear.
Kick the bucket.
Red Rover, Red Rover, the
nurse says Bend Over.
Doc, Doc, Goose.
Simon says something
incoherent.
Hide and go pee.
Spin the Bottle of
Mylanta.
Musical recliners.
SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE
You sell
your home heating system at a yard sale.
Your
husband jokes that instead of buying a wood stove, he is using you to heat
the family room this winter. Rather than just saying you are not amused,
you shoot him.
You have to
write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
The
Phenobarbital dose that wiped out the Heaven's Gate Cult gives you four
hours of decent rest.
You change
your underwear after every sneeze
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You are Fozzie! |
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You are 93% Pisces
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| Your Dominant Intelligence is Spatial Intelligence |
![]() You've got a good sense of space and how the world around you looks. You can close your eyes and "see" images. You have innate artistic talent. An eye for color and shapes, you're also a natural designer. Since you think in pictures, visual aids and demonstrations help you learn best. You would make a good navigator, sculptor, visual artist, inventor, architect, interior designer, or engineer. |
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| You Are A Realistic Romantic |
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You are more romantic than 70% of the population.
It's easy for you to get swept away by romance... But you've done a pretty good job keeping perspective. You're still taken in by love poems and sunsets You just don't fall for every dreamy pick up line! |
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| You Belong in 1972 |
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| You Are 21 Years Old |
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You are the color turquoise. A fairly temperamental person, you're either upset or tranquil most of the time. You can be as calm as your color. You're a mysterious person, yet somehow outgoing. You're balanced, simply put. You're somewhat bold. You're generous and sophisticated--but never ever snobby. You're lively and rich in personality and attitude. You're a beautiful person, aside from the fact that you're a perfectionist and painfully honest. But life is good to you!
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| Your Icecream Flavour is... French Vanilla! |
You're a smooth and silky suave type! You exude class and you believe in tradition. A classical taste who doesn't like things to be too flashy or showy. Climb the Eiffel tower of taste with a spoonfull of you! Oui Oui! |
What is your Icecream Flavour?
Find out at Go Quiz
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| Your Birthdate: March 6 |
![]() You tend to be a the rock in relationships - people depend on you. Thoughtful and caring, you often put others needs first. You aren't content to help those you know... you want to give to the world.
An idealist, you strive for positive change and dream about how much better things could be. |
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The Classic IQ Test |
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